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PostHeaderIcon Lucky frog!

I took the day off of work and decided to go out golfing. I was on the second hole when I noticed a frog sitting next to the green. I thought nothing of it and was about to shoot when I heard, “Ribbit, 9 Iron.” I looked around and don’t see anyone so I tried again. “Ribbit. 9 Iron.” I looked at the frog and decided to prove the frog wrong, put my original club away, and grabbed a 9 iron. Boom! I made a birdie. I was shocked. I said to the frog, “Wow, that’s amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?”

The frog’s reply “Ribbit, Lucky frog. Lucky frog.”

I decided to take the frog with me to the next hole. “What do you think, frog?” I asked.

“Ribbit 3 wood,” was the reply.

I took out a 3 wood and Boom–Hole in one. I was befuddled and didn’t know what to say. By the end of the day, I shot the best round of golf in my life and asked the frog, “Ok, where to next?”

The frog replied, “Ribbit, Las Vegas”.

We went to Las Vegas and I said, “Ok frog, now what?”

The frog says, “Ribbit, Roulette”.

Upon approaching the roulette table I asked, “What do you think I should bet?”

The frog replies, “Ribbit, $3000 black 6.”

Now, this is a million to one shot that this would win, but, after the luck I had playing golf, I figured “What the heck!” Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. I took my winnings and rented the best room in the hotel. I sat the frog down and said, “Frog,I don’t know how to repay you. You won me all this money and I am forever grateful.”

The frog replied, “Ribbit, Kiss Me”.

I figured whynot, since after all the frog did for me he deserves it. All of a sudden the frog turns into the most gorgeous 16 year old girl in the world.

“And that, your Honor, is how the girl ended up in my room.”

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