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Male and Female Definitions

Female Definitions (FD)

Male Definitions (MD)

Wants and needs

(FD) The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship

(MD) Food, sex, and beer

Communication

(FD) The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner

(MD) Jotting a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys

Butt

(FD) The body part that all clothing manufactures makes “looks bigger”

(MD) The organ of mooning and farting

Commitment

(FD) A desire to get married and raise a family

(MD) Not trying to pick up other women while out with one’s girlfriend

Entertainment

(FD) A good movie, concert, play or book

(MD) Anything with one ball, two fields, or three stooges

Flatulence

(FD) An embarrassing by product of digestion

(MD) An endless source of entertainment, self-expression & male bonding

Glass Ceiling

(FD) The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the top in business

(MD) What would really be great since that hot babe works in the office above!

Lesbian

(FD) A woman who makes love to other women

(MD) A woman who has sex with other women so men can get turned on

Making love

(FD) The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve

(MD) What men have to call “boinking” to get women to “boink”

Remote control

(FD) A device for changing from on TV channel to another

(MD) A device for scanning through all 99 channel every 2 minutes

Taste

(FD) Something you do to whenever you’re cooking, to make sure it’s good

(MD) Something you do to food you think has gone bad, prior to tossing it out

Thingy

(FD) Any part under a car’s hood

(MD) The strapfastener on a woman’s bra

Vulnerable

(FD) Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another

(MD) Playing cricket without a cup


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