Random Thought
“I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Male / Female quickies!

What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs.

What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? – 45 minutes

Life stinks- I lent a guy ten grand to get plastic surgery, and now I don’t know what he looks like!

What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? – Sexual harassment.

What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? $3.99 a minute.

How are women and rocks alike?

You skip the flat ones.

Did you hear about the new blonde paint?

It’s not real bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy!

What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme? Humpme Dumpme.

Q. What does Bill say to Hillary after having Sex?

A. “Honey, I’ll be home in 20 minutes.”

Comments are closed.