Random Thought
“Do Chinese people get hungry an hour after they eat American food?”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Man with vagina!

TOP TEN THINGS A MAN WOULD DO IF HE WOKE UP WITH A VAGINA FOR A DAY:

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers

9. Squat over a hand held mirror for an hour and a half

8. See if they could finally do a split

7. See if it is truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch

5. Get picked up in a bar in less then 20 minutes before closing time

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too…

And the number one thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina?

1. Finally find that damn G-Spot


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