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“Never trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent.”

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PostHeaderIcon Men bashing Q&A

Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around on the ground, in pain?

A. Shoot him again!

Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?

A. When you can barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.

Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. One. He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.

Q. What do you call a man in handcuffs?

A. Trustworthy.

Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for breath, and calling your name?

A. You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.

Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their mates after mating?

A. To stop the snoring before it starts.

Q. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A. By renaming the mail folder to “instruction manuals”.


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