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“Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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PostHeaderIcon Missing husband!

A lady called the police to report that her husband was missing.

When the police arrived and asked for a description, she said, “He’s six-foot-tall, with wavy blond hair and an athletic build.”

The police went door-to-door looking for more information. But the woman who lived at the next house said, “What? That woman’s husband is five-foot-four, with no hair and a beer belly the size of Australia!”

The police immediately returned to ask the first lady why she gave a false description for her husband.

The lady sighed and replied, “Just because he’s missing, that doesn’t mean I wanted him back!”

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