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“Having someone dump you and say "We can still be friends" Is like having your mom say "Your dog died but you can still keep it"”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Mistress on the golf course!

Two men are having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in

front of them managed to get into every bunker, water hazard and piece of

rough on the course, and they didn’t bother to wave the men on through,

which is the proper golf etiquette.

After two hours of waiting and waiting, one man said, “I think I’ll walk up

there and ask those girls to let us play through.” He walked out to the

fairway, got halfway to the ladies, stopped, turned around and came back.

“I can’t do it,” he said, “one of those women is my wife and the other is my

mistress! Maybe you’d better go talk to them.”

The second man walked toward the ladies, got halfway there and, just as his

partner had done, stopped, turned around and walked back. He smiled

sheepishly and said, “Small world!”

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