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“The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.”

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Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

A: Slap the bitch

Q: What do you say to a lesbian with no arms and no legs?

A: Nice tits. Bitch.

Q: What do you call a fat chick with a yeast infection?

A: A Whopper with cheese

Q: What is better than winning gold at the paralympics?

A: Walking!

Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A: A hooker can wash her used crack and resell it!

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two. One to change it and one to suck my cock.

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A: A mosquito quits sucking when you smack it.

Q: What do women & dog turds have in common?

A: The older they are, the easier they are to pick up!

Q: Why couldn’t Helen Keller drive?

A: Because she was a woman.

Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?

A: You fuck her.

Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection ?

A: A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Q: What has six legs and eats pussy ?

A: You, me and Martina Navrotalova.

Q:What does a bulimic call two fingers?

A: Dessert.

Q: What the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?

A: Acne doesn’t come on your face until you’re about fifteen.

Q: What does a redneck chick say after sex?

A: Get off me dad, you’re crushing my smokes.

Q: What’s the smartest thing to come out of a woman’s mouth?

A: Einstein’s cock.


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