Random Thought
“My grandfather's a little forgetful, but he likes to give me advice. One day, he took me aside and left me there.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon My wife may be dead!

There were two old men sitting on a park bench passing the day away talking. One old man asked the other, “How is your wife?”

Second old man replied, “I think she may be Dead!”

First old man, “What do you mean you think she is DEAD??”

Second old man, “Well…. the sex is the same but the dishes are starting to pile up.”

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