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PostHeaderIcon New condom slogans!

LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK:

1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP

2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YR WHACKER

3. DON’T BE SILLY, PROTECT YR WILLY

4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YR SPOUT

5. DON’T BE A LONER, COVER YR BONER

6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YR DONG

7. IF YOU’RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.

8. IF U THINK SHE’S SPUNKY, COVER YR MONKEY

9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE

10. IT W!ILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YR PETER

11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YR DICK

12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YR MEAT

13. WHILE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YR PENIS

14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YR TROUSER MOUSE

15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YR MEMBER

16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER

17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YR TOOL

18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YR ERECTION

19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL

20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER

21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!


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