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PostHeaderIcon New male holiday!

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for

your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner,

shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines Day

you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your

wife or girlfriend that you really love them more than anything.

Now ladies, I’ll let you in on a little secret…. guys really don’t

enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it

right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat

and consideration. Another secret…. guys feel left out. That’s right…

left out. There’s no special holiday for the ladies to show their

appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too

proud or just too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially “Steak and Blowjob Day”. Simple, effective

and self-explanatory…. this holiday has been created so your ladies

finally have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards,

no flowers, no special nights on the town – the name of the holiday

explains it all…. just a steak and a BJ. That’s it.

Finally, this twin pair of Valentines Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will

usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in

February to ensure a more memorable March! It’s like a perpetual love


The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it

needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and

help bring love and peace to this crazy world.

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