Random Thought
“Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Newly wed’s first fight!

Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister.

“Reverend,” she wailed, “John and I had a DREADFUL fight!”

“Calm down, my child,” said the minister, “it’s not half as bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first fight!”

“I know, I know!” said Joanna. “But what am I going to do with the BODY?”


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