Random Thought
“Eat one live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Newly wed’s first fight!

Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister.

“Reverend,” she wailed, “John and I had a DREADFUL fight!”

“Calm down, my child,” said the minister, “it’s not half as bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first fight!”

“I know, I know!” said Joanna. “But what am I going to do with the BODY?”


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