Random Thought
“First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Notri quickies!

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. Why do women call it PMS?

A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

Q. What’s a mixed feeling?

A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new

car.

Q. What’s the height of conceit?

A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. What’s the definition of macho?

A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.

Q. What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Q. Why is divorce so expensive?

A. Because it’s worth it.

Q. What is a Yankee?

A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What is the difference between “ooooooh” and “aaaaaaah”?

A. About three inches.

Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?

A. Well-hung.

Q: What’s the difference between purple and pink?

A. The grip.

Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

A: 45 lbs.

Q: What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

A: 45 minutes

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

A: Breasts don’t have eyes.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

A: The swallow.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q. Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than

improving their minds?

A. Because most men are stupid but few are blind.

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A. They don’t have balls to scratch


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