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“Our local Feng Shui Shop went bankrupt in a fortnight. It was in the wrong place.”

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PostHeaderIcon Nursing home tilt!

John took his elderly father to a nursing home to have a routine check out. He sat his father down on a sofa in the main aisle way and went to talk with the administrators.

The old man started to tilt slowly toward the left. A doctor came by and said, “Come, let me help you.” The doctor piled several pillows on the left side for the old man so he could stay upright.

The older man started to tilt slowly to the right. A nurse noticed and put several more pillows on his right side to keep him upright. The old man started to lean forward when a attendant came by and piled several more pillows in front of him.

About this time, John returned. “Well, Dad, isn’t this a nice place?”

His father replied, “I guess it’s ok, but they won’t let me fart.

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