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Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Odd wishes!

A guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.

Two genies appear and they tell him he has been granted three wishes.

The guy makes his three wishes and the genies disappear.

The next thing the guy knows, he’s in a bedroom in a mansion surrounded by fifty beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house.

Suddenly, he feels something soft under his feet. He looks down and the floor is covered in R200.00 notes. Then, there is a knock at the door. He answers the door and standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits.

They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he is dead. The Klansmen walk off.

As they are walking away they remove their hoods. It’s the two Genies.

One genie says to the other one, “Hey, I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to.

I can also understand wanting to be a millionaire.

But to be hung like a black man is beyond me!”

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