Random Thought
“I've used up all my sick days...so I'm calling in dead!”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Old biker!

A Young 21 year old woman decides to marry an 80 year old biker and kill him

with love on their wedding night so she could own his custom show bike.

The wedding night comes and she is waiting in bed when out of the bathroom he

comes wearing a condom over a 12 inch erection and holding a pair of nose clips and ear muffs in his hand.

Sensing she may have misjudged her new husband, she asked what he was doing with the stuff in his hand. He said there are two things in this world I cannot stand, one is the sound of a screaming woman and the other is the smell of burning rubber.


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