Random Thought
“Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Old man on bench!

There was an old man sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. When a young jogger came by and asked him what was the matter.

The old man says, ‘I’m a multimillionare, I have a great big house, the fastest car in the world and i just married a beautiful blonde bombshell who satisfies me every night in bed whether I like it or not (sob)’.

The young jogger says, ‘Man you have everything i have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?’

The Old Man ‘ I can’t remember where I live.’

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