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PostHeaderIcon Olympic condoms!

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.

When he gets home he shows his wife the purchase he just made.

“Olympic condoms?”, she blurts, “What makes them so special?”

“There are three colours”, he replies, “Gold, Silver and Bronze.”

“What colour are you going to wear tonight?”, she asks cheekily.

“Gold of course”, says the man proudly.

The wife responds, “Why don’t you wear Silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change.”


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