Random Thought
“Love means never having to say, "Does that twenty include the spanking?"”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Piggybank shag!

Inflation was getting out of hand so Joe suggested to his wife, Louise, that they try a unique way to save some money on the side. “Every time I lay you, I’ll give you a dollar for your piggy bank,” he said.

A few weeks later, they decided to open the piggy bank. Out tumbled a bunch of dollars, but there were also many bundles of five’s, tens, and twenties.

“Louise,” asked Joe, “where did you get all that money? Each time we fucked, I only gave you a dollar.”

“So?” she said. “Do you think everyone is as stingy as you?”


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