Random Thought
“If Life hands you lemons today, smile and give thanks. Then when Life isn't looking, give him a quick knee to the groin. That'll teach him.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Quick Thinking!

A man joined a big multi-national company as a trainee.

On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the

phone, “Get me a coffee, quickly!”

The voice from the other end responded,”You fool, you’ve

dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking

to, dumbo?”

“No”, replied the trainee.

“I’m the Managing Director of the company, you fool!”

The man shouted back, “And do you know who YOU are

talking to, you fool?”

“No”, replied the Managing Director.

“Good!”, replied the trainee, and put down the phone!

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