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PostHeaderIcon Real Meanings of Men’s Names!

Aaron – ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.

Adam – cute, funny, chicks dig him, well hung but very caring.

Adrian – usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.

Ahmed – likes to please women but is bisexual.

Alan – shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.

Alex – cute and short but a liar and a cheat.

Amir – Dirty, Smelly, Pecker is minuscule.

Andy – boring and has a small pecker.

Andrew – gay and still has a small pecker.

Antonio – has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain.

Anthony – great guy and kind to all girls, smells of weed.

Arnold – loser.

Arthur – hung like a slave and celibate.

Barry – lights fires, pinches girls bottoms and is well hung.

Ben – funny and can be real difficult to beat at games.

Bob – quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.

Brad – thinks everyone likes him…but they don’t.

Brandon – good looking but uses girls.

Brendan – quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.

Brett – world wide slut and really insensitive, women love him.

Brian – mean and only thinks of himself, no he’s not the Messiah he’s just a naughty boy.

Bryan – sexy, but stupid – can’t spell.

Bronsen – annoying and never grows up – has a stupid name.

Bruce – stinks bad and thinks everyone else’s name is also Bruce.

Bryce – fun to be with and will make you laugh, you’ll kill him within a week.

Calvin – immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.

Carl – thinks he’s funny…he’s not, falls asleep during sex.

Carson – fun to be around and really sensitive.

Chad – cute, sensitive and very studly – only found in American movies no real person has that name.

Charles – can’t trust him, eyes too close together.

Chris – can’t pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.

Christian – very sexy and seductive (think ‘Legends of the Fall’).

Clark – hilarious and always in trouble, problem with ‘jailbait’.

Cliff – very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial.

Cole – nice, funny, and fun to be around.

Con – lies to women and blows up public buildings.

Cory – funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.

Craig – tries to fit in – he never does.

Cyril – well, Cyril.

Damon – total loser in a sweaty sort of way.

Dan – quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.

Dane – weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.

Daniel – enjoys root vegetables in every orifice.

Darren – Charming , but sleeps with men.

David – hotty and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence.

Dave – extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter – i.e. a wanker.

Dean – full of himself and thinks with his dick.

Dennis – either very nice to girls or a faggot.

Derek – has a great mummy, and blow-up doll collection.

Dominic – hilarious and will do anything to please.

Don – dickhead.

Doug – has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.

Drew – bad-arse losers who never shuts up.

Dylan – horny bastard, who can’t sing.

Dwayne – cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.

Eddie – wants too many chicks he’ll never get cos he’s an arsehole.

Emrys – Load mouth gobby Shitte.

Elliott – The Best!

Eric – shy.

Erik – funny and treats girls how he wants to be treated.

Evan – a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient.

Frank – “different” – missing DNA – favours girls named Lucy.

Gareth – sweet but dresses too good to be straight.

Gary – drug addict but willing to share.

Gavin – likes bondage, S&M with other men.

Geoff – prefers golf to sex and war to peace.

George – barman who drinks more than he serves.

Glen – the sweetest guy – really down to earth

Greame – complete fuckwit, mouthy bastard

Graham – very hard to understand, likes group sex.

Grant – HORNY! but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.

Greg – really sweet and feels sorry for himself.

Harvey – cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.

Hathem – smooth, but very manipulative, not to be trusted round young girls.

Haydn – tries hard.

Howard – likes small-breasted women and pornography (doesn’t everybody!).

Ian – really popular but Knows all the girls want him…yeh right!!!

Jake – shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.

Jamie – Scum of the Earth.

James – Same as above.

Jay – very sweet when you get to know him well.

Jeff – really ugly.

Jerome – gay, but very unhappy.

Jeremy – loud and thinks that he’s all that he says he is.

Jesse – unpopular and needs to move on.

Jack – stupid but hot. Always alright.

Jason – paranoid, thinks everyone hates him, they do.

Jim – sweet, has fantasies of love and affection.

Joe – built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.

Joel – arse.

John – has no friends or life – tends to kill small animals.

Jonathon – think he’s good – he’s shit.

Jordan – sexy but weird in bed.

Jose – hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.

Josh – full of himself, fun.

Junior – hotty and totally good at football.

Justin – aggravating but lovable, insecure but successful.

Kain – the sexiest guy alive but very stuck up.

Kevin – Always attracts really fit girlfriends also has a large penis, really nice to women.

Keith – good person to talk to when you have a problem – his is worse.

Kenneth – very, very…anything you want him to be.

Kim – very understanding and caring, feels lost in Korea.

Kurt – can kick anyone’s arse.

Ky – see Kain.

Kyle – hornball who eats too many cornchips.

Larry – cute but wannabe player with big arse.

Laurey – short and funny looking.

Lee – girl dressed up as a boy, total arse bandit.

Lewis – lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser.

Lyndon – can always be found in bed or in the pub.

Liam – loud mouthed arsehole, normally found in rock bands and pubs.

Lorenzo – fine and dresses in stolen gold.

Lucas – fat loser that dates other men.

Luke – seems to be sweet – Luke Solomons exactly!

Malcolm – tall man who tends to lose his trousers.

Mansoor – big man, bad attitude, loses his cool easily.

Mark – wished girls liked him for who he is not his great looks, mouthy bastard though.

Matt – the Fat Boy of the class, likes sweets and is full of shit.

Michael – very good looking but he’ll do anything for a girl, which is totally sweet.

Mick – always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.

Mitchell – the ugliest dog and he don’t get any.

Mohammed – Small Penis

Nathan – stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel like he’s there.

Nick – HORNY! but really nice – can’t get past the missionary position though.

Neil – sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed.

Oliver – likes men but is in denial.

Oscar – loser, a good name for a dog.

Owen – cute guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.

Patrick – drunk, drunk, drunk.

Paul – cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.

Peter – cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins.

Phillip – stupid idiot who wishes he were cool.

Rashpal – C@@t

Reagen – …strange.

Rhys – had his mind stolen by aliens a long, long time ago.

Ricky – ugly shithead who everybody hates.

Rikki – see above.

Richard – can’t stop wanking and has more wet dreams than anybody.

Rob – small and ugly…everybody hates him. Constantly watches porn.

Roy – total loser and computer genius.

Rupert – arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.

Russell – likes to play in the leaves which makes him an arsehole.

Ryan – short but sexy body and even sexier mind.

Sam – wannabe sex machine.

Scott – has serious disabilities.

Sean – has small testicles and no friends.

Seth – so sweet to other people but is a traitor.

Shane – thinks everybody wants to shag him – he’s a virgin.

Shannon – the most determined and persevering sweetie in the world.

Shaun – bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.

Simon – likes a night out with the lads and curries. Talks bollocks.

Sobhey – Thinks he’s a winner with the ladies but men are more likely to fancy him

Steve – popular and funny w


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