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“I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.”

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PostHeaderIcon Real Meanings of Men’s Names!

Aaron – ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.

Adam – cute, funny, chicks dig him, well hung but very caring.

Adrian – usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.

Ahmed – likes to please women but is bisexual.

Alan – shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.

Alex – cute and short but a liar and a cheat.

Amir – Dirty, Smelly, Pecker is minuscule.

Andy – boring and has a small pecker.

Andrew – gay and still has a small pecker.

Antonio – has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain.

Anthony – great guy and kind to all girls, smells of weed.

Arnold – loser.

Arthur – hung like a slave and celibate.

Barry – lights fires, pinches girls bottoms and is well hung.

Ben – funny and can be real difficult to beat at games.

Bob – quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.

Brad – thinks everyone likes him…but they don’t.

Brandon – good looking but uses girls.

Brendan – quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.

Brett – world wide slut and really insensitive, women love him.

Brian – mean and only thinks of himself, no he’s not the Messiah he’s just a naughty boy.

Bryan – sexy, but stupid – can’t spell.

Bronsen – annoying and never grows up – has a stupid name.

Bruce – stinks bad and thinks everyone else’s name is also Bruce.

Bryce – fun to be with and will make you laugh, you’ll kill him within a week.

Calvin – immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.

Carl – thinks he’s funny…he’s not, falls asleep during sex.

Carson – fun to be around and really sensitive.

Chad – cute, sensitive and very studly – only found in American movies no real person has that name.

Charles – can’t trust him, eyes too close together.

Chris – can’t pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.

Christian – very sexy and seductive (think ‘Legends of the Fall’).

Clark – hilarious and always in trouble, problem with ‘jailbait’.

Cliff – very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial.

Cole – nice, funny, and fun to be around.

Con – lies to women and blows up public buildings.

Cory – funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.

Craig – tries to fit in – he never does.

Cyril – well, Cyril.

Damon – total loser in a sweaty sort of way.

Dan – quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.

Dane – weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.

Daniel – enjoys root vegetables in every orifice.

Darren – Charming , but sleeps with men.

David – hotty and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence.

Dave – extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter – i.e. a wanker.

Dean – full of himself and thinks with his dick.

Dennis – either very nice to girls or a faggot.

Derek – has a great mummy, and blow-up doll collection.

Dominic – hilarious and will do anything to please.

Don – dickhead.

Doug – has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.

Drew – bad-arse losers who never shuts up.

Dylan – horny bastard, who can’t sing.

Dwayne – cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.

Eddie – wants too many chicks he’ll never get cos he’s an arsehole.

Emrys – Load mouth gobby Shitte.

Elliott – The Best!

Eric – shy.

Erik – funny and treats girls how he wants to be treated.

Evan – a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient.

Frank – “different” – missing DNA – favours girls named Lucy.

Gareth – sweet but dresses too good to be straight.

Gary – drug addict but willing to share.

Gavin – likes bondage, S&M with other men.

Geoff – prefers golf to sex and war to peace.

George – barman who drinks more than he serves.

Glen – the sweetest guy – really down to earth

Greame – complete fuckwit, mouthy bastard

Graham – very hard to understand, likes group sex.

Grant – HORNY! but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.

Greg – really sweet and feels sorry for himself.

Harvey – cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.

Hathem – smooth, but very manipulative, not to be trusted round young girls.

Haydn – tries hard.

Howard – likes small-breasted women and pornography (doesn’t everybody!).

Ian – really popular but Knows all the girls want him…yeh right!!!

Jake – shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.

Jamie – Scum of the Earth.

James – Same as above.

Jay – very sweet when you get to know him well.

Jeff – really ugly.

Jerome – gay, but very unhappy.

Jeremy – loud and thinks that he’s all that he says he is.

Jesse – unpopular and needs to move on.

Jack – stupid but hot. Always alright.

Jason – paranoid, thinks everyone hates him, they do.

Jim – sweet, has fantasies of love and affection.

Joe – built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.

Joel – arse.

John – has no friends or life – tends to kill small animals.

Jonathon – think he’s good – he’s shit.

Jordan – sexy but weird in bed.

Jose – hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.

Josh – full of himself, fun.

Junior – hotty and totally good at football.

Justin – aggravating but lovable, insecure but successful.

Kain – the sexiest guy alive but very stuck up.

Kevin – Always attracts really fit girlfriends also has a large penis, really nice to women.

Keith – good person to talk to when you have a problem – his is worse.

Kenneth – very, very…anything you want him to be.

Kim – very understanding and caring, feels lost in Korea.

Kurt – can kick anyone’s arse.

Ky – see Kain.

Kyle – hornball who eats too many cornchips.

Larry – cute but wannabe player with big arse.

Laurey – short and funny looking.

Lee – girl dressed up as a boy, total arse bandit.

Lewis – lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser.

Lyndon – can always be found in bed or in the pub.

Liam – loud mouthed arsehole, normally found in rock bands and pubs.

Lorenzo – fine and dresses in stolen gold.

Lucas – fat loser that dates other men.

Luke – seems to be sweet – Luke Solomons exactly!

Malcolm – tall man who tends to lose his trousers.

Mansoor – big man, bad attitude, loses his cool easily.

Mark – wished girls liked him for who he is not his great looks, mouthy bastard though.

Matt – the Fat Boy of the class, likes sweets and is full of shit.

Michael – very good looking but he’ll do anything for a girl, which is totally sweet.

Mick – always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.

Mitchell – the ugliest dog and he don’t get any.

Mohammed – Small Penis

Nathan – stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel like he’s there.

Nick – HORNY! but really nice – can’t get past the missionary position though.

Neil – sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed.

Oliver – likes men but is in denial.

Oscar – loser, a good name for a dog.

Owen – cute guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.

Patrick – drunk, drunk, drunk.

Paul – cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.

Peter – cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins.

Phillip – stupid idiot who wishes he were cool.

Rashpal – C@@t

Reagen – …strange.

Rhys – had his mind stolen by aliens a long, long time ago.

Ricky – ugly shithead who everybody hates.

Rikki – see above.

Richard – can’t stop wanking and has more wet dreams than anybody.

Rob – small and ugly…everybody hates him. Constantly watches porn.

Roy – total loser and computer genius.

Rupert – arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.

Russell – likes to play in the leaves which makes him an arsehole.

Ryan – short but sexy body and even sexier mind.

Sam – wannabe sex machine.

Scott – has serious disabilities.

Sean – has small testicles and no friends.

Seth – so sweet to other people but is a traitor.

Shane – thinks everybody wants to shag him – he’s a virgin.

Shannon – the most determined and persevering sweetie in the world.

Shaun – bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.

Simon – likes a night out with the lads and curries. Talks bollocks.

Sobhey – Thinks he’s a winner with the ladies but men are more likely to fancy him

Steve – popular and funny w


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