Random Thought
“Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Redneck proposal!

“Your honour, ” explained the young man, “I have to get married, please.”

“All right, what is your age?”

“I’m 22, sir.”

“And the age of the bride?”

“She’s 15, sir.”

“15??? That’s too young—marrying you would be against the law!”

“I see, ” said the young man. “Could you try explaining that to the fella behind me, the one with with the shotgun?”

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