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The following is a true story, as seen by millions of viewers on a Spanish T.V.


The parents of a teenage girl decided to put their daughter’s name forward for

a Surprise Game Show – she idolised Teen-Age Pop Star “Ricky Martin”, and they

arranged for TV cameras to be placed throughout the house. The house was then

left empty with Ricky Martin hidden in the wardrobe in the girl’s bedroom – all

set to give the daughter a wonderful surprise. However, upon returning home

from school and finding the house empty, the daughter made her way down to the

kitchen where she opened the fridge and removed a tin of paté – at this stage

the live TV audience is wondering “what the hell is going on.”

She then went back upstairs to her bedroom where she proceeded to remove all

her clothes and spread paté all over her triangle of womanhood. (At this stage

Ricky Martin is still hidden inside the wardrobe, and half of Spain is seeing a

young girl stark naked on the bed with paté all over her crotch). As if the

parents were not shocked enough by this, the daughter then calls the family

dog, who obediently trots up the stairs and settles down to his favourite meal

of “paté on a bed of seaweed”.

At this stage the order is given to cut the broadcast, leaving a very

embarrassed set of parents in front of a live studio audience!! Consequently,

sales of tinned paté have rocketed.

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