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“Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.”

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PostHeaderIcon Ringing bells!

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, “You know, we have

a wonderful system down at the fire station:”

BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets

BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole

BELL 3 rings and we’ jump up on the fire truck ready to go.

“From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you strip naked. When I say BELL 2,

I want you to jump into bed. And when I say BELL 3, we’re going to make

love all night.”

The next night he came home from work and yelled

“BELL 1 !” The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled

“BELL 2!”, the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled

“BELL 3!”, they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled “BELL 4!”

“What the hell is BELL 4?” asked the husband?

“ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,” she replied, “YOU’RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!


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