Random Thought
“Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one?? Don't eat pork. God has spoken. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?”

Another Thought...

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An Australian, a Kiwi and a South African were travelling to work on a

London Underground train. After a while the conversation turned to sex, the

men began discussing their home lives and recent ‘conquests’.

“Last night I shagged my girlfriend four times,” the Ozzie

bragged,”and this morning she made me a delicious breakfast, and she told me

how much she adored me.”

“Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times,” the Kiwi

responded,”and this morning she made me a huge fry-up and told me she could

never love another man.”

When the South African remained silent, the Ozzie smugly asked “And

how many times did you do ‘it’ last night?”

“Once,” he replied.

“Only once?” the Kiwi arrogantly snorted.

“And what did she say to you this morning?”

“Don’t stop.”

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