Random Thought
“God created Man, stood back and admired what he created and said “WOW, this is a perfect creation”, then he proceeded to create woman, stood back and said “Oh well, this one will have to wear makeup”.”

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PostHeaderIcon Salami Bin Coward Q&A!

Q&A’s about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:

Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry a Turd in his pocket?

A: It’s his photo ID.

Q: What do Salami Bin Coward and Hiroshima have in common?

A: Nothing – “yet”.

Q: How do you play Talibutthead bingo?

A: B-52…F-16…B-1…

Q: What is the Talibuttheads national bird?

A: Duck.

Q: How is Salami Bin Coward like Fred Flintstone?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Q: What does Salami Bin Coward and General Custer have in common?

A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!

Q: What’s the difference between the Talibuttheads and a bucket of crap?

A: The bucket.

Q: What’s the five day forecast for Afghanistan?

A: Two days.

Q: Why don’t Salami Bin Coward’s people eat turd sandwiches?

A: They hate bread.

Q: Why don’t the Talibuttheads have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?

A: The camels can’t handle it.


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