Random Thought
“I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Sending over champagne!

A man enters a restaurant and while sitting at his table, notices a gorgeous woman sitting at another table alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle of champagne to be sent over to her-knowing that if she accepts it, she will be his.

The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying this is from the gentleman.

She looks at the champagne and decides to send a note to the man.

The note reads:

“For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million in the bank, and 8 inches in your trousers.”

Well, the man, after reading this note, sends one of his own back to her.

It reads:

“Just so you know – I have a Mercedes AND a BMW, and over TEN million in the bank. But not even for YOU, sweet-heart,would I cut 2 inches off my dick. So send back the bottle.”


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