Random Thought
“Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Sex related Q & A

Q. What doesn’t belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?

A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can’t beat a blowjob.

Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

A. So men can be open minded.

Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

A. A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?

A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?

A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you’re screwed.


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