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PostHeaderIcon Shaving the schnauzer!

A lady with a prize-winning schnauzer feared that the dog was going deaf. It wouldn’t come when called, heel as he had been trained to do nor obey any other voice commands. So she took her dog to the vet.

The vet examined the dog thoroughly and announced that there was nothing wrong except the dog had excessive hair growing in its ears which was the cause of his diminished hearing.

“He can’t hear you, but he is not deaf. You must treat him with a depilatory. I haven’t any in stock, but just get some ‘Neet’ or ‘Nair’ at your local pharmacy. This will work just as well as the doggie brand.”

So the lady went to the nearest pharmacy, located a small bottle of ‘Nair’ and looked over the instructions. But there was nothing in there pertinent to her dog. So she took it to the pharmacist and asked his advice.

“How do I apply this product?”, she inquired. “Do I put it on right out of the bottle or do I dilute it or what?”

The man replied, “For your legs, put it on straight, right out of the bottle. For your underarms, I recommend you dilute it 50-50 with water.”

She blushed, “I don’t think you understand, it’s for my schnauzer.”

“Oh, yes” replied the pharmacist, peering at her over his spectacles. “In that case, I suggest you dilute it 3 to 1 with water – oh, and by the way, I wouldn’t ride a bicycle for a few days.”

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