Random Thought
“There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Smiling deaths!

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to show them what has happened.

A Detective Inspector is sent and is taken straight to the first body.

“A XHOSA, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile Inspector”, says the Coroner.

The Detective is taken to the second dead man.

“A SOTHO, 25, won the lottery, spent it all on Brandy. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.”

“Nothing unusual here”, thinks the Detective, and asks to be shown the last body.

“Ah,” says the coroner, “this is the most unusual one. A ZULU, 30, struck by lightning.”

“Why is he smiling then?” inquires the Detective.

To which the coroner replies: “Thought he was having his picture taken”.


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