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“Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?”

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PostHeaderIcon Special bullfrog!

One day a lady walks into a pet store to buy her boyfriend a birthday present. She tells the owner, “I want to get my boyfriend a pet, but I only have $20. What do you have for that?”

The owner says, “Hmm. I only have pedigree animals here, but I think I have something in back,” and he goes back and comes out with a bullfrog. He says, “This is no ordinary bullfrog, this bullfrog gives blowjobs.”

Thinking the frog could save her a little work around the house, the lady said, “I’ll take it.”

She takes it home and gives it to her boyfriend, who is less than thrilled. She smiles and says, “This is no ordinary bullfrog – I’m going to leave you two alone and let you get to know each other.”

About 45 minutes later, the lady hears pots and pans banging around in the kitchen, she runs in and yells, “What the hell is going on around here!?”

The man looks up from a cookbook and says, “If I can teach this frog how to cook you’re outta here.”


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