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“Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon The bum entertainers!

A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out…..

a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party started, two bums

showed up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman told

them that she would give them a meal if they will help chop some wood for

her out back. Gratefully, they headed to the rear of the house.

The guests arrived, and all was going well with the children having a

wonderful time. But the clown hadn’t shown up. After a half an hour, the

clown finally called to report that he was stuck in traffic, and would

probably not make the party at all.

The woman was very disappointed and unsuccessfully tried to entertain the

children herself. She happened to look out the window and saw one of the

bums doing cartwheels across the lawn. She watched in awe as he swung from

tree branches, did midair flips, and leaped high in the air.

She spoke to the other bum and said, “What your friend is doing is

absolutely marvelous. I have never seen such a thing. Do you think your

friend would consider repeating this performance for the children at the

party? I would pay him $50!”

The other bum says, “Well, I dunno. Let me ask him. HEY WILLIE! FOR $50,

WOULD YOU CHOP OFF ANOTHER TOE?”


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