Random Thought
“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon The dangers of speeding!

A young man was showing off his new Thunderbird sports car to his girlfriend. She was really thrilled at the speed.

“If I go over 100mph, will you take off your clothes?” he smirked.

“Yes!” agreed his adventurous girlfriend.

And as he gets up to 100mph, she peeled off all her clothes.

Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the Thunderbird skidded onto some gravel and flipped over.

The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel.

“Go and get help!”, he cried.

“But I can’t! I’m naked and my clothes were blown away by the wind!”

“Take my shoe”, he said, “and cover yourself.”

Holding the shoe over her vagina, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, “Please help me! My boyfriend’s stuck!”

The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, “There’s nothing I can do… He’s in way too far!”

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