Random Thought
“Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon The elderly (female) driving!

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large

enough to see over the dashboard. As they cruised along, they came to an

intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through.

The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, I must be losing it, I

could have sworn we just went through a red light.

After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection, the light was

red, and again they went through it. This time, the passenger was almost

sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she might be

seeing things. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close


At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and

they went right through it. She turned to the other woman and said,

“Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row? You

could have killed us.

Mildred turned to her and cried, “Oh shit! Am I driving?”

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