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“The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.”

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PostHeaderIcon The German and the prostitute!

This German chap asks a prostitute for a ‘job’ and she tells him it’s 50DM. “Fine” he says, “but I’m a bit kinky.” She agrees that this is OK as long as he doesn’t do anything violent.

They get back to her flat and he gets out four big springs attached to some straps.

“I want you to put one of these on each elbow and one on each knee” he says. The prostitute is worried that she’s getting into something a bit heavy, but she goes along with his request.

Then the German guy tells her to get down on all fours, naked, in front of him and start bouncing up and down on the springs. Finally he takes a duck call whistle from his pocket.

“Blow on this while I am doing you” he tells her. So he’s banging away at her from behind while she’s bouncing on the springs blowing the duck whistle. Suddenly she experiences the most fantastic orgasm she’s ever had. After they’ve finished she says “Wow, that was the most fantastic sex I’ve had in 25 years on the game, how the hell did you make it so good?” “Ah,” he replies, “Foursprung Duck Technique!”

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