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“They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.”

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PostHeaderIcon The hooker upstairs…

A man is sitting at a bar and says to the bar tender, “I’m horny, do you know where I could get some good lovin’?”

The bar tender replies, “Sure upstairs, two doors on the right.”

So the man walks up to the second door on the right and in the middle of the room stood a beautiful hooker. He asked her, “How much for a hand job?”

The hooker answered, “$25!”

He said in astonishment, “Damn, you must be good for that price!”

The hooker said, “Look outside: see that apartment, I bought that with all of the hand jobs I have given.”

The man paid and got a hand job. When the hooker was done he asked, “How much for a blow job?”

The hooker answered, “$50!”

The man again replied, “Damn, you must be good for that price!”

The hooker stood up and said, “Look outside: see that car, I bought that with all of the blow jobs I have given.”

So the man again paid and got his blow job. When the hooker was done he asked, “How much for a little pussy?”

The hooker stood up once again looking outside and said, “Look outside: see that city, I would own all of that if I HAD a pussy!”


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