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PostHeaderIcon The Jamaican and the Jewish Genie!

A Jamaican guy gets stranded on a deserted island when he finds a lamp washed up on the beach. Remembering the tale of Aladdin he rubbed it, and POOF! a Genie appeared, a Jewish Genie. “Oy Vey!”, exclaimed the Genie, “Am I glad to be outta there. Three hundred years I been in that thing, my life and soul!

What can I do for you my boy?”

The Jamaican asked the Genie if he granted wishes.

“Wishes, Schmishes! Course I do. I’ll grant you two wishes, used to be three but I gotta think about margins.”

“Well,” said the Jamaican after some consideration,

“I’d like to be white and surrounded by women.”

“No problem” said the Genie, and with a wave of his hand the Jamaican was transformed into a tampon.

Moral: Never do business with a Jewish Genie. There’s always a string attached.


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