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“I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone.”

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PostHeaderIcon The Knob!

A woman in her late forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face lift.

The surgeon told her about a new procedure called “The Knob” A small knob

is placed on the back of a woman’s head and can be turned to tighten up her

skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift – forever.

Of course, the woman wanted “The Knob.”

Fifteen years later, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.

“All these years, everything has been working just fine. I’ve had to turn

the knob many times and I’ve always loved the results. But now I’ve

developed two annoying problems.

First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won’t get

rid of them.”

The doctor looked at her closely and said, “Those aren’t bags, those are

your breasts.”

She said, “Well, I guess that explains the goatee!!

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