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PostHeaderIcon They called him “Onestone”!

In this out of the way village there was a man

called “onestone”.

This wasn’t his real name but everyone called him it

because he had only one testicle.

After years and years of this torment onestone cracked

and said, “If anyone calls me onestone again I will kill them!”

The word got around and nobody called him onestone any

more. Then one day a young girl forgot and said, “Good morning

onestone.”

He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest, where

he shagged her all day, he shagged her all night, he shagged

her all the next day, until she died from exhaustion.

The word got around that onestone meant business.

Years went by until a woman returned to the village after

many years away. She was overjoyed when she saw onestone and

hugged him and said, “Good to see you onestone.”

Again, onestone grabbed her and took her deep into the

forest where he shagged her all day, shagged her all night,

shagged her all the next day, shagged her all the next night,

but she wouldn’t die!

What is the moral of the story?

“You can’t kill two birds with one stone.”


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