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PostHeaderIcon Things you can’t explain!

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting

soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, “Hey, why

are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting

drunk?”

Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain.

Man: So what happened that’s so horrible?

Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her.

Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left

leg and kicked over the bucket.

Man: Ok, but that’s not so bad.

Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain.

Man: So what happened then?

Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on

the left.

Man: and then?

Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her.

Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right

leg and kicked over the bucket.

Man: Again?

Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain.

Man: So, what did you do then?

Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to

the post on the right.

Man: and then?

Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her

again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow

knocked over the bucket with her tail.

Man: Hmmm…

Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain.

Man: So, what did you do?

Farmer: Well, I didn’t have any more rope, so I took off

my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment,

my pants fell down and my wife walked in…..

Some things you just can’t explain.


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