Random Thought
“The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Things you’ll never hear a man say!

  1. No I don’t want another beer. I have to work tomorrow.

  2. Her tits are just too big.

  3. Sometimes I just want to be held.

  4. That chick on “Murder, She Wrote” gives me a woody.

  5. Sure, I’d love to wear a condom.

  6. We haven’t been to the mall for ages, let’s go shopping and I can hold your purse.

  7. F*** Saturday’s game, let’s watch reruns of Melrose Place.

  8. It’s late. Put your clothes back on and I’ll take you home.

  9. Honey, I’m going to the store, do you need more tampons?

  10. I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.

  11. I’m sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.

  12. That’s wonderful, when will your mother be here and how long can she stay?

  13. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbour knows that her drapes are open when she’s getting ready for bed? Maybe I should tell her.

  14. No way, you weeded the garden last week. It’s my turn.

  15. Better get rid of these old Playboy magazines. I don’t look at them any more.

  16. I understand.

  17. This movie has too much nudity.

  18. No, I don’t want to see your sister’s tits.

  19. Damn these onions, pass me a tissue.

  20. Put some panties on for Christ’s sake

  21. I’m pulling over to get directions.

  22. Here, you take the remote control.

  23. That bikini is too revealing.


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