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PostHeaderIcon Thinking on your feet!

A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked

to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told

him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce.

The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter.

Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, “Some tosser

wants to buy a half a head of lettuce.”

As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right

behind him, so he added, “and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the

other half.”

The manager approved the transaction and the man went on his way.

Later the manager found the boy and said “I was impressed with the way

you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who

think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?”

“Essex, sir,” the boy replied.

“Well, why did you leave Essex,” the manager asked.

The boy said, “Because everyone in Essex is either a whore or a


“Really?” said the manager, “My wife’s from Essex.”

The boy replied, “No shit? Who does she play for?”

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