Random Thought
“A flat will occur when you are without a spare. This will happen after your significant other has reminded you to get one. He/She will be in the car.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Three old ladies!

Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home

reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and

demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a

cucumber she could buy for a penny.

The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much

bigger and cheaper also, the demonstrated the size of two big onions

she could buy for a penny a piece.

The third old lady remarked,”I can’t hear a word you’re saying, but

I remember the guy you’re talking about.”


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