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“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”

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PostHeaderIcon What Porno’s would have you believe …

What Porno”s would have you believe …

  1. Women wear high heels to bed.

  2. Men are never impotent.

  3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.

  4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not

    scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.

  5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

  6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

  7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

  8. Women always orgasm when men do.

  9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding ticket.

  10. All women are noisy fucks.

  11. People in the 70”s couldn”t fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in

    the background.

  12. Those tits are real.

  13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his

    half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman”s butt.

  14. Men always groan “OH YEAH!” when they cum.

  15. If there is two of them they “high five” each other.(and the girl isn”t


  16. Double penetration makes women smile.

  17. Asian men don”t exist.

  18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes,

    the boyfriend won”t bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your

    cock in his girlfriend”s mouth.

  19. There”s a plot.

  20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by

    giving her a gentle slap on the butt.

  21. Nurses suck patient”s cocks.

  22. Men always pull out.

  23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend,

    she”ll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.

  24. Women never have headaches… or periods.

  25. When a woman is sucking a man”s cock, it”s important for him to remind

    her to “suck it”.

  26. Assholes are clean.

  27. A man ejaculating on a woman”s butt is a satisfying result for all

    parties concerned.

  28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man”s trouser

    and find a cock there.

  29. Men don”t have to beg.

  30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly

    on the back of the kneeling woman”s head and the other proudly on his hip.

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