Random Thought
“Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon What’s in my hand!

Eighty-year-old Bessie bursts into the recreation room of the men’s retirement

home.

She holds her clenched fist in the air and saucily announces, “Anyone who can

guess what’s in my hand, can have sex with me tonight!”

A witty, elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, “An elephant?”

Bessie thinks a minute and replies, “Close enough!”


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