Random Thought
“Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon What’s in my hand!

Eighty-year-old Bessie bursts into the recreation room of the men’s retirement

home.

She holds her clenched fist in the air and saucily announces, “Anyone who can

guess what’s in my hand, can have sex with me tonight!”

A witty, elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, “An elephant?”

Bessie thinks a minute and replies, “Close enough!”


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