Random Thought
“If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon What’s in my hand!

Eighty-year-old Bessie bursts into the recreation room of the men’s retirement

home.

She holds her clenched fist in the air and saucily announces, “Anyone who can

guess what’s in my hand, can have sex with me tonight!”

A witty, elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, “An elephant?”

Bessie thinks a minute and replies, “Close enough!”


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