Random Thought
“They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "Listen fatty....do it and die."”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon White little black boy!

A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his

hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. “Mom, look, I’m a white boy.”

His mom slaps him and says “Don’t be so stupid! Go show your father.”

He goes to his dad in the living room and says “Look dad, I’ma white boy.”

His dad slaps him hard in the face and says “Don’t be so stupid! Go show your

Grandmother.”

The boy goes in his grandmothers room and says “Look granny, I’m a white boy.”

His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother.

His mother says “See. Did you learn anything from that?”

To which the boy replies, “Sure enough did. I have only been white for five

minutes and I already don’t like you black people!”


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