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“Flashlight: a case for holding dead batteries.”

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PostHeaderIcon Who wants sex!

On their wedding night, the young bride went up to her new husband.

“Since we’re married now, we can arrange our sex life like this: In the

evening, if my hair is done, that means I don’t want sex at all. If my hair

is somewhat undone, that means I may or may not want sex. And if my hair is

completely undone, that means I want sex.”

“Okay sweetheart,” the groom replied.

“Just make sure, when I come home, I usually have a drink. If I have only

one drink, that means I don’t want sex. If I have two drinks, I may or may

not want sex. But if I have three drinks, your hair doesn’t matter.”

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