Random Thought
“I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Why it’s great to be a man:

  • Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

  • Your orgasms are real. Always.

  • Bathroom lines are 80% shorter.

  • Your last name stays put.

  • The garage is all yours.

  • Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.

  • Wedding plans take care of themselves.

  • You don’t have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.

  • Chocolate is just another snack.

  • You can be president.

  • You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

  • Foreplay is optional.

  • You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

  • Car mechanics tell you the truth.

  • You don’t give a rat’s ass if someone notices your new haircut.

  • The world is your urinal.

  • Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

  • You never have to drive to another gas station because this one’s just too icky.

  • Same work… more pay.

  • Wrinkles add character.

  • You don’t have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

  • Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

  • If you retain water, it’s in a canteen.

  • People never glance at your chest when you’re talking to them.

  • Princess Di’s death was just another obituary.

  • The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

  • New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

  • Porn movies are designed with you in mind.

  • Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.

  • Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: “So, notice anything different?”

  • One mood, all the time.


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