Random Thought
“Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Woman Drivers!

Driving to work this morning on the motorway, I looked over to my left, and

there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 130 kilometers per hour with her

face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was

halfway across my lane, still working on her damn makeup!!!

It scared me so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the

donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten

the car using my knees against the steering wheel, I knocked my cellphone

away from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs and

DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!

DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!


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