Random Thought
“Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?”

Another Thought...

PostHeaderIcon Woman Drivers!

Driving to work this morning on the motorway, I looked over to my left, and

there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 130 kilometers per hour with her

face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was

halfway across my lane, still working on her damn makeup!!!

It scared me so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the

donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten

the car using my knees against the steering wheel, I knocked my cellphone

away from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs and

DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!

DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!


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