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“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”

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PostHeaderIcon Women’s Anti-Stress Diet!

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the

stress that builds up during the day.

BREAKFAST

1 grapefruit

1 slice whole-wheat toast

1 cup skim milk

LUNCH

small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach

1 cup herbal tea

2 squares of Cadbury’s 100g slab of chocolate

AFTERNOON TEA

the rest of the slab of chocolate

1 tub of ice cream with choc-chip topping

DINNER

4 bottles of wine (red or white)

2 loaves garlic bread

1 family size supreme pizza

3 snickers bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK

whole frozen cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

REMEMBER: STRESSED SPELLED BACKWARDS IS “DESSERTS”

Send this to all the women you know or ever knew, and you will immediately

lose 10 pounds.


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